[01] Dumpweed - [02] Don't Leave Me - [03] Aliens Exist - [04] Family Reunion - [05] Going Away To Collage - [06] What's My Age Again? - [07] Dick Lips - [08] Blow Job - [09] Untitled - [10] Voyeur - [11] Pathetic - [12] Adam's Song - [13] Peggy Sue - [14] Wendy Clear - [15] Carousel - [16] All The Small Things - [17] Mutt - [18] The Country Song - [19] Dammit - [20] Man Overboard

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[01] Dumpweed

It's understood, I said it many ways
To scared to run, I'm too scared to stay
I said I'd leave, I could never leave her
If I did, you know I'd never cheat her.

But this I ask, it's what I want to know
How would you feel, if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely
Another guy, you think he'd want to fight me.

She's a dove, she's a fucken nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train.

I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say you've got to turn your back and run now
Come on son, you haven't got a chance now.

She's a dove, she's a fucken nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train.

She's a dove, she's a fucken nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train.

Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now.

Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now.

 

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[02] Don't Leave Me

Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
I'll be fine, it's not the first
Just like last time, but a little worse.

She said that I'm no the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "Don't let your future be destroyed by my past."
She said, "Don't let my door hit your ass."

One more chance, I'll try this time
I'll give you yours, I won't take mine
I'll listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, I'll meet you there.

She said that I'm no the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "Don't let your future be destroyed by my past."
She said, "Don't let my door hit your ass."

Let's try this one more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling.

She said that I'm no the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "Don't let your future be destroyed by my past."
She said, "Don't let my door hit your ass."

Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
And I'll be fine.

 

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[03] Aliens Exist

Hey mom there's something in the back room
I hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb.

What if people knew that these were real
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
I wish someone would tell me what was right.

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you.

I am still the skeptic yes you know me
Been best friends and will be till we die (die, die)
I got an injection
Of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
Alright.

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you.

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia, where's my mother, biofather.

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies.

 

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[04] Family Reunion

Shit, piss, fuck cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.
Shit, piss, fuck cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.
Shit, piss, fuck cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.
Shit, piss, fuck cunt, cocksucker,
motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.
I fucked your mom.

 

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[05] Going Away To Collage

Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light.

Just don't forget to
Think about me
And I won't forget you
I'll write you once a week she said.

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off.

Don't depend on me
to ever follow through on
anything but I'd go through
Hell for you and.

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful Skye.

I'll think about the times
She kissed me after class and
She put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in her locker?

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful..
I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful..

 

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[06] What's My Age Again?

I took her out, it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV.

And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy.

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the fuck is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

What's my age again?

 

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[07] Dick Lips

Please, mom
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right
All along.

And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun.

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through.

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before.

Shit, dad
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
At least one time.

Can I blame it
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile
Since I have used that line.

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through.

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before.

(Alright)

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before.

 

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[08] Blow Job

It'd be nice, to have a blow job
It'd be nice, to have a blow job
It'd be nice, to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job from your mom.

 

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[09] Untitled

I think of a while ago
We might have had it all
But I was so stupid then
You needed time to grow.

But now just as things change
As well my feelings do
In time things rearrange
I am so sick of chasing you.

But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long.

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
It's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night.

You have your other friends
They were there when you cried
Didn't mean to hurt you then
Best friends just won't leave your side.

But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long.

It's not a change of pace
This time I'll get it right
It's not a change of taste
I was the one there last night.

When I needed you most
When I needed a friend
You let me down now
Like I let you down then.

So sorry, it's over.

 

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[10] Voyeur

And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change
I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate.

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home.

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf.

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home.

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred.

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain.

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home.

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning in my head
Right after supper her brother showers twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred.

(*Bass guitar Solo*)

(1, 2, 3, 4)

 

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[11] Pathetic

I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone.

You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo.

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong.

I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move.

You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo.

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong.

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong.

 

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[12] Adam's Song

I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.

I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone.

I never conquered, rarely came
Sixteen just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside.

The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone.

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again.

You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault.

I never conquered, rarely came
Sixteen just held such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
We couldn't wait to get outside.

The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone.

I never conquered, rarely came
Tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I could still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside.

The world was wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I'd survived
And I can't wait till I get home
To pass the time in my room alone.

 

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[13] Peggy Sue

I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you.

And as your head gets all cluttered inside
Try to stay awake
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take.

So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin.

It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone.

I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that
Makes you change the things that you once knew.

As your head gets all cluttered inside
Give more than you take
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take.

So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin.

It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone.

You say you want to take off your shoes and
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week (Go!)

You say you want to take off your shoes just to
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week.

So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin.

It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone.

 

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[14] Wendy Clear

Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad.

It might be inappropriate because
Either way our band get dropped
I wish it didn't have to be so bad.

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad.

The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone is getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad.

So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad.

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad.

I'll be moving on
Moving on
Moving on and on and on.

Moving on
Moving on
Moving on and on and on.

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad (x4)

 

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[15] Carousel

I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel.

Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitude's a reason to die.

Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?

I guess it's just another..
I guess it's just another..
I guess it's just another night alone.

Now as I walk down the street
Need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buy food every once in a while
Not enough to purchase a smile.

A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again.

Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?

I guess it's just another..
I guess it's just another..
I guess it's just another night alone.

 

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[16] All The Small Things

All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
You're ride, best trip.

Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating.

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.

Na, na..

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs,
surprises let me know she cares.

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.

Na, na..

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill.

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, the night will go on
My little windmill.

 

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[17] Mutt

He pauses shaving and
He tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set
Her credit cards are paying the funds.

He's not that old, I've been told
A strong sexual goal
They go out everyday, she goes every way oh yeah
They don't even care at all.

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before.

She smokes a dozen and
He doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike
Because the way that it felt.

He wants to bone, this I know
She is ready to blow
They go out every night, his pants are super tight oh yeah
They don't even care at all.

She's open waiting for more (she's open waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score (he's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before.

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before.

 

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[18] The Country Song

Take off your pants, Dad
Your penis is the biggest thing my butt's ever had
'Cause I know, it feels so good..
Shut your fuckin' face, uncle-fucker.

 

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[19] Dammit

It's alright | to tell me | what you think | about me
I won't try | to argue | or hold it | against you
I know that | you're leaving | you must have | your reasons
The season | is calling | and your pictures | are falling down.

The steps that / I retrace | the sad look | on your face
The timing | and structure | did you hear | he fucked her?
A day late | a buck short | I'm writing | the report
On losing | and failing | when I move | I'm flailing now.

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan.

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up.

Well I guess this is growing up.

And maybe | I'll see you | at a movie | sneak preview
You'll show up | and walk by | on the arm | of that guy
And I'll smile | and you'll wave | we'll pretend | it's okay
The charade | it won't last | when he's gone | I won't come back.

And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan.

But everybody's gone
And you've been there for too long
To face this on your own
Well, I guess this is growing up.

Well, I guess this is growing up (x4)
Well, I guess this is growing up.

 

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[20] Man Overboard

So sorry its over
So sorry its over
There's so much more that I wanted and
There's so much more that I needed and
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone.

Let's take some time
To talk this over
You're out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
Cause in the end, it's fucking useless.

You can only lean on me for so long
Bring this ship about to watch a friend drown
Stood out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long.

I remember shots without a chaser
Absent-minded thoughts, now you're a stranger
Cover up the scars, put on your game face
Left you at the bar to try and save face.

You can only lean on me for so long
Bring this ship about to watch a friend drown
Stood out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long.

So sorry it's over
So sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
There's so much more that I needed and
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone.

Man on a mission, can't say I miss him around
Insider information, hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend, best of intentions I found
The tight-lipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around.